Great home opener last night for the #twins. Shaky start by Gibson, but the bullpen slammed the door. Homers by Sano, LaMarre, and Rosario. And of course, the Fernando Rodney Experience. Final score 4-2.
Also, it was fucking awesome to see Ichiro back in a #mariners uniform. Strange to think that after all the years I've been going to Twins games, this is probably the last time I'll get to see him.
#twins lost last night. I got embarrassingly drunk, broke a shot glass, bruised a knuckle punching the bathroom stall, and passed out with my shoes on. Not my finest hour. !mlb !drinking
Against all possible odds, your Winnesota Wins will go to Yankee Stadium tomorrow night for the AL Wild Card game. Ervin Santana will start for the #twins (16-8, 3.28 ERA, 7.1 K/9, 2.6 BB/9), facing Luis Severino for the #yankees (14-6, 2.98 ERA, 10.7 K/9, 2.4 BB/9).
Vegas picks the Yankees at better than 2 to 1. No major sports outlet in the country is taking us seriously. Just like in April. Just like in June. Just like on September 1.
The Twins are going to win 10-2. We're going to bury them.
Your Winnesota Wins win again, 8-6 over the #indians. When these #twins get hot, there is not a team in baseball they can't beat. Your magic number for the second wild card is now ONE, ah ah ah. !mlb #weregomq
Another win for your Winnesota Wins today (or yesterday or what have you), 10-4 over the #poopootigers. The magic number for the second wild card is now 3. !mlb #twins #weregomq
Here's Brian Dozier coming around to score on a bunt single to start last night's game against the #poopootigers: https://streamable.com/lxpta #twins win 10-4, and your magic number for the second wild card is now 4. !mlb #weregomq
Solo shot for Eddie Rosario, and it's 13-5 #twins. The pitcher's lips were very easy to read as that ball left the park. It rhymed with "What the truck." #getsome !mlb