Notices by revenant (revenant@mastodon.social)

@dotUser it should just be weird al's "Your Horoscope For Today" on repeat

wow it's actually like 40°F today instead of 75 or so, Florida what are you doing

@maple :blobpats:

@maple *sleepy hugs*

well brain, I'm awake, despite your directions

(laying in bed looking up at the little green light on the smoke detector) wow the moon looks weird right now

superwholock blood moon

what do you mean i'm not allowed to use "earth wind & fire feat. roger waters" as a band name. fuck this

it's still happening

wait nvm

[slams every keyboard key at once] PAPYRUS & SANS

@gravisultrasound banger

in Donkey Kong 65 there's also a code that enables "Goldeneye Mode" and makes all the characters' heads smaller

in Donkey Kong 65 there's a code that lets you see DK without clothes on

Y double hockey sticks K

Donkey Kong 65 is the same as Donkey Kong 64 except the word "hell" in the DK rap is way louder

my uncle who works at nintendo just told me that if hbomberguy raises a million dollars they're going to unveil Donkey Kong 65

got a SNES prototype of samurai shodown, no idea if it'll be anything interesting

(i was watching it on ebay and then got up early to take a piss this morning about 8 minutes before the auction ended and was the only bidder)