Notices by Andy Lundell 🙄 (aplundell@octodon.social)

In "Beauty and the Beast", Beast was illiterate, right?

Did he know what kind of books were stocked in his library?

It's lucky they were the kind of epics that Belle liked.

Imagine if he was all "Look, Belle! Books! You like books, right?" and she said "Yeah, but these are all out-of-date legal texts. Was your father a lawyer?"

@taweret "...And then I saw him : The Guy. He had fuzzy yellow skin and emotionless, unblinking eyes, and when he spoke his chin stayed perfectly stationary while his head split in half and his forehead tilted backwards.

He wouldn't let us leave until we had performed bizarre and inexplicable tasks.

Bizarre and inexplicable tasks that started with the letter 'W'. "

@taweret Now I want to write a creepypasta that's actually just a literal retelling of an old Sesame Street sketch.

@taweret If I ever write a cookbook it'll start : "I grew up in a Scandinavian family, so other culture's foods were very important to us, because we sure as hell weren't going to eat Scandinavian food."

"...Anyway here's how to make some tacos or something."

@Taweret Aw, I like "Workforce".

Not only do I think it's a solid story, but Kate Mulgrew gets to do some acting, which is somehow a rare thing on the show that she stars for seven years.

@Violet @Taweret

People joke, but Y2K really was a huge problem.

Except it was a problem that would affect the privileged and the rich at least as much, if not more, than it effected the poor.

So, no expense was spared, and the problem was anticipated, solved on time.

@Taweret Just like The Army uses!

"Technically, she was accurate"

@Taweret Fraggle instances would not federate with Silly Creature instances.

@Taweret 20 minutes of two characters coming to terms with their own impending death. In a kids show!

@Taweret
Red definitely. She's the most willing to fake a bombastic personality.

It would get a little weird when she played a game Karen Prell worked on, though.

@RexfordGTugwell @Taweret

If slender isn't played by one of those wacky waving tube men you see in front of used auto stores, then they've already failed.

@Taweret Oh fantastic. They're doing that now?

Can't wait to see "Slenderman Versus Jack the Killer".

(Twist Ending: The innocent college student victims turn out to be under-cover SCP agents.)

@Taweret Oh he's looking at my favorite website.

Torn Up Black and White Photographs Placed on a Table and Copied in Sepia Tones.

dot com.

@Taweret

So, obviously the black guy won't be a the last survivor. (This isn't some no-budget indie film!!!)

But will he be first to die? I give it at LEAST 50:50 odds.

@Taweret So, he went to the trouble of finding "James Bond" in a fancy font, which basically means he cut up an old Ian Flemming book he found in the library, but he couldn't find any magazine or newspaper that uses the word "from" or "person".

@Taweret Although it really ought to be a Victorian era house.

Everyone knows that's the scariest era.

Scary houses. Scary hospitals. Scary trains. Scary dolls. Scary little girls who won't stop humming nursery rhymes.

It was apparently a very scary era.

@Taweret Back in the 1970s even the sun cast a sickly yellow light.

@dgold @FiXato @CountZero @Taweret

And what nation are you from? We've got to zero in on this.

I won't rest until I figure out how this fictional lady was dressed.